Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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