dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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