He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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