One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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