Say something about gay babies.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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