Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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