i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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