k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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