There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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