I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
