I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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