Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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