but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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