My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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