he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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