playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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