this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize