I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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