Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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