So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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