i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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