So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
