i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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