I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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