then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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