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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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