Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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