I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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