dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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