Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
so much tequila, so little girl.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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