is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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