Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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