so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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