I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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