plz talk dirty to me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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