I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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