She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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