The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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