So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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