you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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