yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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