Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm bleeding and have questions
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