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i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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