whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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