Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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