wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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