his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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