Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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