Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Watching her eat just hurts me
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
