going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
