At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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