Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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