Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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