dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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