he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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