yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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