I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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