i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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