at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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