did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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