i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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